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Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"

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Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!OMG 10 MILLION VIEWS, THANK YOU ALL!Text:Dashing through the sandwith a bomb strapped to my back.I have a nasty planfor Christmas in Iraq.I got through checkpoint A,but not through checkpoint B.That's when I got shot in the assby the US Military...[it's not funny!]Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombsMine blew up you see.Where are all the virginsthat Bin Laden promised me?Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombsU.S. soldiers shot me dead.The only thing that I have leftis this towel up on my head.I used to be a man,but every time I cough,thanks to Uncle Sam,my nuts keep falling off.My bombing days are done.I need to find some work.Perhaps it would be much saferas a convenient store night clerk.Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombsI think I got screwed.Don't laugh at me because I'm deador I'll kill you...I KILL YOUOUOU!Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)PLEASE SUPPORT JEFF DUNHAM BY BUYING HIS DVDS!Goto www.jeffdunham.com for more information!#12 - Most Discussed (All Time)#1 - Most Discussed (All Time) - Humor#5 - Most Viewed (All Time)#44 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd#2 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor#1 - Top Favorites (All Time)#18 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd#1 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor#3 - Top Rated (All Time)#36 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd#1 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: Smakgakgak

Length: 04:53
Rating: 4.91
Views: 13613654

Tags: achmed  bomb  christmas  dead  dunham  jeff  jingle  sing  song  terrorist  the  

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Trapp822 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Funny as hell. this songs on the christmas cd too.
Trapmaker677 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
"I KILL YOU!!!!!!"
ButterflyBaby45 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
lol " he don't know he does drugs" XD
SlipSouth32 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
lol it sounds like hes saying jingle bongs
neoncrayonsgrl1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
its not funny
smokeyoll (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
lol my mate was singing that in school, i wondered were he got it from lol, now i know great vid made me laugh =]
mounVchan (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
xDD that's so funny
altiar4863 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Wow his mouth like barely moves through the whole thing.
xMeaningX (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
I love the SILENCE! night.
move7894 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
can u send me this vid??

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